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The Ultimate Showdown (The Gallery Edition)

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Old Vincezilla was hopping around
Round the gallery like a big playground
When suddenly Valon burst from the shade
And hit Vincezilla with a mallet to the face

Vincezilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn’t expect to be blocked by Zakk
Who proceeded to open up a can of Zakk-fu
Then Emmanuel came out of the blue

Then he started hitting Zakk with wounds he couldn’t heal
Then they both got flattened by Zack’s left heel
Before they could work out how the hell to behave
Mr. Top Hat came out of his grave

Vince and Zakk wondered what the hell was under his hat
Then he started firing spells with a rat-a-tat-tat
Then he ran out of powers and he ran away
Because the red fox Scorer came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown
(A showdown in the gallery)
Good guys, bad guys and some paintings
(as far as the eye can see)
And only one will get out
(I wonder who it will be)
This is the ultimate showdown
(A showdown in the gallery)

Vincezilla said to Scorer “Your soul is mine”
“Your soul is delicious, it surely tastes fine”
And then Zakk came back, prepared to attack
But Xis Aler appeared and jumped on his back

And Valon was injured, and tried to get steady
But Top Hat appeared, he had a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Trig saw him running and shot him in the hip

Then he saw Vincezilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn’t find
Because Trig just stole it, and he shot and he missed
And Valon deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air, but something made him halt
Scruffy made him freeze, so it was her fault
But someone snuck up behind her and chopped off her hair
Inverted ran away, and he just didn’t care

This is the ultimate showdown
(A showdown in the gallery)
I don’t think things could get weirder
(But a taco landed on my knee)
Wait, Rayden, let me survive
(He wants that taco from me)
This is the ultimate showdown
(A showdown in the gallery)

Angels sang out, the sound made me choke
And down from the clouds, descended Spoke
And despite being a ghost, and having no bones
Punched Vincezilla, and delighted in his moans

He fell over on the ground, clutching his mask
(What the hell is beneath it, dare I even ask)
But Spoke said “I couldn’t care less about your disguise”
And she poked Vincezilla, hard in the eyes

Then Emmanuel, in his robes of white
And Adrian, whose glasses do nothing for his sight
And Pied Piper, who thinks he can act like a meanie
And Motley (Isn’t she just tiny-teenie)

That Robo-Cop look-alike, Rayden, what a psych
Chasing tacos on a bike (I think my rhymes can take a hike)
That voodoo doll Lottie, look at them go
(How I got this far, I don’t even know)

All came out of nowhere, lightning-fast
And they kicked Vincezilla in his painted ass
It was the weirdest thing that you ever saw
I was there, I was gazing in total awe

The fight raged on for a century
Many paintings died, but eventually
The champion stood, he rose to fame
As Red stood up, he won the game

This is the ultimate showdown
(A showdown in the gallery)
This song is nothing but nonsense
(But don’t be hating on me)
I had some help from some others
(Look down below, down there they be)
This is the ultimate showdown
(A showdown in the gallery)
Well... This is a little something that some of us came up with in a Skype chat, and we think it's an absolute masterpiece.

Credit goes to :iconelistix::iconvvincentt::iconjzork::iconbanzaigirl260::iconprototype1010101: for helping out.]

Credit also goes to everyone whose OCs appear in this (too many to list)

Enjoy!
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Oh my god, yes! YEEEEES!!! Just a few changes to the lyrics(it's a bit awkward in some spots) and this'll be perfect!

 

Man, this takes me back when I first saw this. I have to animate this, I just have to!